July 2011
When I'm singing alone in the shower.
I get so into the song like:
I pretend I’m famous and onstage like
I’ll have the Best fans like
I’ll even have those creepy fans I have to reject like
I’ll be in photoshoots like
I’ll love my fans, my career, my haters and my life
Then someone knocks the door saying that they got to pee.
Reblog if you and your best friend always screw...
I hate when I talk to my mom...
And she’s screaming like…
And I’m just sitting there listening like…
Then she says I have an attitude…
And I’m like…
And then I’m all like…
Then she tries to hit me like…
And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…
And she’s still hittin’ me like…
And through the hits I’m like…
And I try to play hurt like…
Then she leaves… and I’m like…
Encounters With My Crush
When he walks in the room
In my mind I’m like:
In reality:
When I try to get his attention
In my mind:
In reality:
When he starts talking to me
In my mind:
In reality:
If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:
In reality:
That awkward moment when two people are making out...
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
& then you’re just like;
